His Immensitude, Yoda, Emperor of Minions and All He Surveys

Yoda has dictated the following to Sarah, the Chief Minion: "At last my superiority, dignity and rank have been recognized appropriately! The Chief Minion has done an acceptable job at capturing my likeness and the essence of my wonderfulness. I have given her permission to scratch my chin. She has also captured the spirit of my Beloved, the Dog, who is my one true love in his portrait, I Love Therefore I Am. For this, the Chief Minion may pet my tummy. The Usurper (whose portrait is rightly called Boo, J.D., standing for Juvenile Delinquent) shall be dealt with appropriately for thinking that he stands a chance—he is so foolish that he does not understand an Emperor always outranks a King. I shall seek out my Beloved for his love, comfort and as a comrade in fur." Yoda is about 5 years old, a Himalayan from the shelter. Widgeon is an aging pug, and Boo is a young Turkish Van.